Lecherous longing, priced phallus
Mother! Yes, Venus Daddy has no penis Ah! Don’t be rude, dear And don’t forget to take it in your rear But what mother? Rip his humerus And humour your vagina Break his femur into two for it may be too thick for your ischium What about his tool, ma? I took possession of it, some years back In 1769, I was seventeen and sublime In my country, he came as a missionary And taught me a good lesson on loss and gain I lost my virginity in missionary and gained phallus But when I got on top Things got hot He gained my perky buttocks And his penis was lost What’s for dinner, mother Something that you will like, daughter Roasted boneless human flesh Some spiders which I didn’t fry And tomatoes, that I did sun dry What about the banana, radish and carrot? I fed those to our dinner sponsor He wasn’t dead, just in shock I took care of that after feeding him Food t